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fun times in #rpgamer

2009-09-25T20:04:44Z

i'm not dead yet!

but this was funny to me.. quoting lines from kung pow: enter the fist unbeknownst to users.

[13:35:22] noodle-zzz> chicken go cluck cluck cow go moo
[13:35:47] Nimbex> hyren: Are you asking me?
[13:35:53] * Vortex566 has joined #rpgamer
[13:36:34] Nimbex> If so, your question is shameful.
[13:36:38] noodle-zzz> piggy go oink-oink, how bout you?
[13:36:50] Nimbex> Oink! Oink! Zoo Pals!
[13:36:57] noodle-zzz> wanna be an animal just like you
[13:37:04] Kireila> I hear Zoo Pals make eating fun.
[13:40:32] noodle-zzz> a tiny net is a death sentence! it's a net, and it's tiny.
[13:42:29] noodle-zzz> i rock. and roll. all day long. sweet suzy.
[13:43:18] Kireila> har har har
[13:45:34] Nimbex> yay beer
[13:45:56] noodle-zzz> killing is wrong. and bad. there should be a new, stronger word for killing. like badwrong. or badong. yes, killing is badong. from this moment, i will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
[13:46:23] Nimbex> Normally, we wait another 5 minutes.
[13:47:04] Shentino> Klaatu Barada Nikto
[13:49:39] noodle-zzz> Nyah. Haha. the evil council's plan is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.
[13:52:18] Nimbex> ?311+ 09/25 University of Ill October career fairs in Chicago - Correction <-- aww, no more FF5
[13:52:39] noodle-zzz> Ba na na na na! Neo! Ba na na na na na na! Sporin!
[13:52:52] Nimbex> Gosh.
[13:54:25] noodle-zzz> He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!
[13:54:35] Nimbex> wtf
[13:54:46] Nimbex> Is this some cruel revenge?
[13:55:45] noodle-zzz> I'm a teeny tiny horny honey!
[13:56:52] * madhtr breaks noodly open
[13:57:17] noodle-zzz> You must take your place in the great circle of... stuff.
[13:57:45] * Shentino catcehs the candy and runs off
[13:58:28] noodle-zzz> He was my father my entire life, we were friends, I loved him, and now he's dead-except for his hair and nails-dead, Waaaach!
[14:00:15] madhtr> I tell you, he dead
[14:01:05] noodle-zzz> I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!
[14:01:07] * Shentino omnomnoms the candy

donate . knight rider festival . las vegas, nevada . march 20-21 2009 . knight rider online

2009-02-12T19:12:25Z

donate . knight rider festival . las vegas, nevada . march 20-21 2009 . knight rider online

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GRRR

2009-01-30T19:06:28Z

i want to go to the knight rider festival, but stupid vacation planned for the same exact weekend. *angry face*

also: i have cnn news alerts up for david hasselhoff, but CNN keeps emailing me stories that have nothing to do with him. i get like, 25 emails a day cause they email me whenever they put up a story, i guess. which is annoying.

*double angry face*

hmm

2009-01-13T02:27:13Z

so apparently the power is out on the whole west side of the city.

this means it's out at my apartment.

DANG IT

save the cute animals~

2008-12-28T05:33:35Z

snowwwwwwwwwww

2008-12-19T20:24:55Z

little late and it's mostly all melted by now.. i uploaded these to my facebook page so i've decided to share them here with nice LJ friends.

katamaried from.. about 5 people on my friends page.

2008-11-25T18:42:09Z

Your rainbow is shaded gray and violet.

What is says about you: You are a creative person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you've mastered it. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

ew

2008-11-13T06:42:06Z

so i was on this website lookin at NBC ratings, and there was an ad on the side.

the reaction is not, "wow look at all the weight he lost!" it's: "why is he not wearing pants?"

awww.

2008-11-05T20:28:41Z

thanks to zoofy for posting this in IRC.

OH YEAH!!!!!

2008-11-05T19:23:31Z

thanks buffalo :3

did BWE just reference my email?

2008-11-01T06:58:01Z

did they just reference my email? the whole bit about how paul f. tompkins was saying "that paul f. tompkins is hilarious! i hate the new format though." that's exactly what i said in my email to them last week.. though this week's episode is better than last week and more upbeat. they changed the lightning and such and made paul talk less it seems.

HA that was funny. "desperate housewives is closed captioned for the italian."

i approve.

edit: i like how 'home' goes to google maps, but doesn't have a pointer for anywhere near where i actually live.

cotton770 @ 2008-10-10T12:53:00

2008-10-10T18:53:34Z

Halloween Meme

allaeriel eats bishounen_mage's spicy, spicy brains.

bholcomb runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by nemesisdesign, wielding a sharpened gerbil

bishounen_mage swoops on allaeriel and drains their cutlery

castomel shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip

darkcrystalx carves hbbeachbum's effigy in the medium of brains

ghostandfriends TPs phoenix_up

hbbeachbum tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers

illaparatzo gives you a toothbrush

katt30 buries maryadavies at the crossroads with a brain through their heart

linmayu dresses up as katt30

maryadavies summons the undead armies of ghostandfriends to steal your candy

miss_shorty99 creates an unholy monstrosity from maryadavies, ghostandfriends and nemesisdesign

nemesisdesign calls illaparatzo to let them know the psycho killer's in the original version of Star Wars

phoenix_up devours the entire neighbourhood's pumpkin

pikamyst puts fake eyeballs in your Bank Manager's lunchbox

LJ Name

beware of talking soda machines

2008-09-30T03:36:16Z

so instead of saying 'taking soda machines from middle schools' in a story today, the anchor said 'talking soda machines from middle schools'.

and it was hilarious.

cotton770 @ 2008-09-29T01:32:00

2008-09-29T07:35:05Z

i do not approve of this new desperate housewives.

j/k! whew.

omg i haz cutest pic evar

2008-09-19T04:29:14Z

yes, i am squishy.

2008-09-17T07:42:52Z

25 seconds

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

Writer's Block: Greenery

2008-09-16T04:29:28Z

Today in 1971, Greenpeace was founded. How are you helping to keep your section of Earth green these days?

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i recycle papers :3 and use a cloth bag for shoppings.

srsly. wtf?

2008-09-15T18:11:59Z

give it up microsoft. you fail at copying mac commercials. maybe mac can turn *that* into a mac commercial. it'd be funny and people wouldn't say 'wtf' at the end of it.

off topic:
thanks to moby who is awesome and should be president:

"in establishing sarah palin's foreign policy credentials the mccain camp have listed:

a-that she lives a few hundred miles from russia's barely populated eastern border(which happens to be about 4,000 miles
from moscow...)

b-that she travelled to iraq

c-that she travelled to ireland

d-that she travelled to canada and mexico(on vacation)

now it turns out that they lied about her trip to iraq. huh, how about that. she never actually went to iraq.
they said she went to iraq. and she never went to iraq.
and it turns out that they even stretched the truth about her going to ireland. her plane touched down in ireland to refuel, but she didn't actually get off the plane.
to quote the obama camp: 'is there anything that john mccain HASN'T lied about?'
i mean, at this point how can anyone believe anything coming out of mccain's or palin's mouth?
they lie.
and lie.
and then when they get tired from all the lying they take a break and lie some more, just for fun.
at least the rest of the country seem to be waking up and recognizing that mccain and palin are, essentially and basically, liars.
even when i was in elementary school we knew that liars were the lowest of the low.
if you were 6 years old and got caught lying you had to take a time-out and sit by yourself for a while.
maybe john mccain and sarah palin should be given a time-out to sit and think about all of the lies that they've been telling?
moby"

never thought about that.

2008-06-29T00:03:06Z

[18:00:09] robert> at the beginning of The Matrix, Neo hits the keys "Ctrl+X"
[18:00:16] robert> .... isn't that the command for "cut"?
[18:00:18] robert> what is he cutting?
[18:01:06] Powerlord> His wrists.
[18:01:14] ryan> the bonds between realities

to the mexicans across the lot from my bedroom window.

2008-06-01T16:11:41Z

hi.
do you *really* need to play your mexican music that loud from your car while you work on it? i mean, i can understand listening to music while you work, but really? that loud? the whole complex can hear your music. i can hear every word plain as day. i tried sleeping on the couch, since it was across the apartment. but it was still loud. quieter, yes, but still loud enough to keep me up. some people do like to sleep past 9:30 in the morning. so, kindly turn down your music for those of us that wish to do so. gracias.

i can has birfday wishes to allaeriel

2008-05-20T19:34:47Z

kitteh pix ftw

happy birfday allaeriel

sigh how do i reach theeese keeeedz?

2008-04-11T07:24:27Z

great south park episode this week.

APRIL FOOLS

2008-04-01T06:05:03Z

questionablecontent.net = Qwantz.com/dinosaur comics
qwantz.com = xkcd
xkcd.com = questionablecontent.net

thanks to cheshy for finding that. <3

also, check out ytmnd.com.

le sigh

2008-03-18T23:15:38Z

shoes....

2008-03-16T21:52:31Z

so i'm trying to find my shoes online. they are my favorite, and are the most comfortable shoes ever in the history of the world. the only site i found them on says they are currently unavailable and so the shoes are most likely discontinued.. but i would still like to find them somewhere and get another pair. they are vans hudson II black/purple shoes. if anyone knows of a place to get discontinued shoes.... please help :P

here is a photo: